I’ve dedicated Thursday’s to “the struggle is real-isms”. Here’s this week’s top 3:

  • Talking to your spouse, but through your baby…”Daddy needs to come get you while I go pump!”
  • Spit up is not upchucked milk..it’s now just water and no longer something that’s gross on yours or your baby’s clothing. Pat it dry and move on.
  • Pretty much never enjoying a meal. Scarfing down whatever you can before the cry-fest starts up again. “What did I just eat? Oh whatever, I guess I’m full, so it’s good enough!
  • *Bonus the struggle is real* Pretty much the same as the meal thing – super sonic showers! Just hope the singing mobile pacifies him long enough to scrub my face and body, dry off and get some clothes on. Which never happens.